Play Date

Some Coat-man says Vlad’s visit will sure be “special” no doubt
I do not understand what his “concern” is all about
AS ALL KNOW Vlad’s MY BFF so why isn’t it Great
That I’ve invited him to MY house for a nice play date?
We got along so famously in that Hellsinky place
If I did NOT invite him over to play I’d lose face.

I don’t know who this Coat-man is and neither do I care
He can go back to what he does of which I’m unaware
I don’t know what he does, something about security
And I don’t need his help with that, I’m secure as can be
BELIEVE ME, about ME I am so completely secure
NO ONE ELSE has ever been so self-secure I’m sure.

So his “concern” about MY play date is not worth MY time
Besides, I have so much to do to make sure it goes fine
I have to stock the fridge with milk, more cookies I must buy
And line all of MY favorite toys up so he will them spy
We’ll have such a Tremendous time playing all day ‘till dark
So poop on that dumb stupid Coat-man and his dumb remark.

20 July 2018