Apparent Justice

Hurry! Bring the next one in!! I’ve got to get this done!!!
I have to pick the next SCOTUS before elections run!!!!
I only have a few more more days before time to announce
MY fine new “Justice” whose name I’ll have to learn to pronounce.

I have no time to “read” about each candidate I meet
But since I can’t “read” anyway “talking” is quick and cheap
And I can tell in the first minute if someone is “right”
Just like I did with Rocket Man I will know at first sight.

Believe ME, AS ALL KNOW I am a person most perceptive
Because I’m, like, a Genius not one can be deceptive
I know the minute I meet someone if we’ll get along
But when you need to pack the Court your choice cannot take long.

As long as MY next “Justice” has a so-called “law” degree
And is “conservative” and pledges LOYALTY to ME
And looks almost as good as I do when press cameras whirl
It does not matter who he is, maybe even a girl.

So run the next one in and let ME listen to them sing
Let each one praise and honor ME and kneel and kiss MY ring
And then MY choice will rest upon how they look on TV
MY final choice must look almost but not quite Great as ME.

3 July 2018