3-D Profits

Printing 3-D guns does not make any sense to ME
Because gun makers can’t make profits if guns print out free
Profits are the point behind ALL capitalist work
To give out working guns for free you’d have to be a jerk
And I will NOT allow gun maker’s huge profits to slide
That’s why I called the NRA to get them on MY side.

Imagine MY surprise when they said 3-D guns are GOOD
Because they let poor patriots arm themselves like they should
And if the cost of printing plans I simply monetize
A portion sent to gun makers will cut profit loss size
And if I also ensure MY Trade War excludes each gun
From poorer countries without printers more profits will come.

I’m glad friends at the NRA have set ME straight on this
Because ALL KNOW while guns are good big profits are pure bliss
And if I change just a few laws big profits can still flow
To MY gun making friends even as 3-D markets grow
I will change those laws right away so free guns can print out
While profits from new markets ensure gun makers don’t pout.

31 July 2018