Toasty

By scrapping NASA “Climate” research I will free up bucks
I can apply to MY Space Force to get MY Star Wars yucks
I love the thought of guns in space all pointing down at Earth
Ready to zap lazer rays at places of no worth
And that means anywhere I say to zap those deadly beams
Except for Mar-A-Lago and all of MY golf course schemes.

AS ALL KNOW there is no such thing as “Climate Change”, OK?
“Global Warming” is a myth I’m making go away
I’m scrapping NASA “Climate” bucks to kick it in the rear
Replacing fear of “Climate Change” with fears I hold more dear
Like every other thing I do fear is the driving force
And by diverting NASA funding MY fears I’ll enforce.

MY fear of “Scientists” with “brains” drives ME to shut them down
Because I’m, like, a Genius I don’t need them around
Like ME MY fine White Base has no use for smart “college” geeks
MY voters all dropped out of high school after a few weeks
And went to work in coal and steel and other jobs that pay
To bring their jobs back “pollution control” must go away.

And MY fear of not making enough money reigns supreme
By scrapping “Climate Research” more big bucks rich friends can glean
And they will show their gratitude by sending cash MY way
I do not call it “corruption” to your prime fear allay
It is smart BUSINESS to grab as much gold as you can pack
Sent by your grateful friends who like you scorn “Climate Change” crap.

So screw you NASA, focus on Space and forget the land
All dollars spent on “Climate Research” I hereby demand
I have no use for mythical “problems” that don’t exist
To make more money I am taking “Climate” off the list
All funds to NASA will henceforth be for Star Wars research
Who cares if it gets a bit toasty on our planet perch?

25 June 2018