Target Date

The ONLY way I can stay OUT OF JAIL apparently
Is to “promise” to “buy” as many “votes” as there can be
Because a DUM “blue tidal wave” is threatening to come
Wash away MY TOAD “Congress” and instead elect SCUM
Who are all “chomping at the bit” to IMPEACH ME and so
I’ve NO CHOICE but to let a lot of MY TAX DOLLARS go!!!

Instead of a “chicken in every pot” I’ll say I’ll pay
BILLIONS (at least in “promises”) to MAKE VOTES GO MY WAY!

Including CASH to “veterans” for some STUPID “water” thing

I’ll say I “promise” paying after their VOTES make Dems sting!

“After the Midterms” is now the “target date” I claim

When “voters” will get CHECKS once they’ve sent LIBTARDS down the drain!!!

So What if “buying votes” has in the past been “frowned upon”?

“Laws” DON’T APPLY TO ME the “High Court” has said all along

So “promising” to PAY FOR VOTES as long as they are cast

For TOAD MINION “Republicans” who don’t leave ME aghast

Is the newest example of how I can get away

With WHATEVER I WANT TO each and every single day!!!

So VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN for ONLY those I “endorse”

And GREAT BIG CHECKS I “promise” will as a matter of course

Be coming VERY SOON to you after the “Midterms” end

With your “election” of TOADS who’ll continue to ME bend

Their knees and do WHATEVER I’ve COMMANDED them to do

To keep ME JAIL-FREE for which I’ll SOON send your CHECKS to you!!!

22 October 2026

Trump slammed over latest payment pledge if Republicans retain Congress after midterms. https://flip.it/Yzc3IF