PRESIDENTS have ALWAYS “promised” things they’d give away
If their party retained POWER but that’s so yesterday!
Instead of saying “if” MINE WINS good things will come to you
MY “promise” is I’ll “personally” make ALL your dreams come true
But ONLY if MY TOADS maintain enough “majority”
To get that GREAT STUFF to you because I’ll remain JAIL-FREE!!!
If their party retained POWER but that’s so yesterday!
Instead of saying “if” MINE WINS good things will come to you
MY “promise” is I’ll “personally” make ALL your dreams come true
But ONLY if MY TOADS maintain enough “majority”
To get that GREAT STUFF to you because I’ll remain JAIL-FREE!!!
But what’s this stuff about “Santa” or “Tony Soprano”?
As all know I run things like a good “mob boss” would and so
Why would anybody “think” a “Santa Claus” I’d be?
No one gets a “gift” unless MORE GIFTS come back to ME
So every “promise” I’ve made in MY “Midterms Rally” show
Will only get disbursed if I receive MY “quid pro quo”!!!
Keeping MY ASS OUT OF JAIL is PRIORITY ONE
For ME so I’ve made “promises” to MAGA CHUMPS SO DUM
They really “think” I “care” about them! What a bunch of JERKS!
The thing I “care” about is amassing adequate perks
So WHEN I hightail it to “Argentina” I will be
For CENTURIES to come living a life of LUXURY!!!
27 October 2026
Santa Claus or Tony Soprano? Trump’s midterm ‘goodies’ are conditioned on GOP control. https://flip.it/0MMrPc
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