Don’t Call It War!

As MY so-called “V.P.” just said “I wouldn’t call it WAR”
That thing I started in “Iran” is a “tiff”, nothing more!
A “slight misunderstanding” is all it’s amounted to
Despite “squabbles” that prevent OIL “tankers” getting through
Some STUPID “straight” because some DUM “disputes” as yet still linger
Because DUM “Iran” won’t stop giving ME the “SCREW YOU” finger!!!

I wouldn’t call it WAR because “the rule of law” tells ME

ONLY “Congress” “declares” WARS and Of Course I “agree”!

And besides it’s NOT “big enough” to meet WAR’s computation

And so at best it maybe can be called an an “altercation”

But whatever “name” for it is applied there’s NO WAY

It can be called “WAR” because I WIN MY WARS THE FIRST DAY!!!

Call it a “disagreement” with that rag-head JERK “country”

If you will, what you call it makes NO difference to ME

Call it what you will just as long as you DON’T say “WAR”

Is what it has become and will remain FOREVERMORE!

Besides you CANNOT call it “WAR” since “Congress” didn’t say

It was “before” or “after” I BLEW “Iran’s” ASS away!!!

4 September 2026

‘I Wouldn’t Call It a War,’ Says JD Vance After 6 Months of Trump’s Failed, Costly, and Illegal War on Iran. https://flip.it/xRREHw