Not Mad

I AM NOT MAD I TELL YOU, I am just a bit “perturbed”
That MY Flag Blue “Reflecting Pool” became such an absurd

Internet “meme” for what MY PRESIDENCY has become

Starting in MY FIRST TERM back before MY present one
When MY FOES say “dementia” began charging a high toll
In MY Brane before “Frontal Lobe” stuff got on such a roll!!!

I AM NOT MAD I TELL YOU, I just “think” it’s SO UNFAIR

That MY “Reflecting Pool” I had REPAIRED BEYOND COMPARE

Was SABOTAGED by VANDALS using BOX CUTTERS to slash

A GASH that’s gotten LONGER every time I stir the mash

Of “random thoughts” within MY Brane together to deliver

Another “I WAS ROBBED RALLY” that sets MAGAS aquiver!!!

I AM NOT MAD, I TELL YOU, I’m as “sane” as I can be

When MY Brane’s working overtime to such advanced degree

To RAGE AGAINST SO MANY THINGS that PISS ME OFF each day

Among which MY “pool’s” SABOTAGE is NUMBER ONE, OK?

It’s NOT INSANE to OBSESS on the “swamp” MY “pool” became

Once SABOTAGE by VANDALS made it ALGAE SLIME contain!!!

I AM NOT MAD I TELL YOU, so DO NOT “compare” ME to

That “king” over in “England” who had MORE than one “lose screw”

EVERY “screw” screwing MY Brane together’s screwed SO TIGHT

It’s VERY EASY for ME to see what’s WRONG and what’s RIGHT

And the WRONG VANDALS did by making a SLIMEY GREEN MESS

Of MY PRISTINE “pool” gives ME the RIGHT on it OBSESS!!!

24 June 2026

Why Trump’s Reflecting Pool Is Driving Him Mad: Michael Wolff. https://flip.it/R3DVVo