GOLDEN GEEGAWS

Another GOLDEN GEEGAW MY White House will SOON display

When VERY SOON it will arrive because it’s on the way

From “Moscow”, where MY “decorator” VLADIMIR PUTIN

Created it to HONOR ME and TURN FOES “algae” GREEN

With ENVY that YET MORE GOLD added to that which I’ve glued

Throughout MY “oval office” will upon their eyes intrude!!!

A GLORIOUS GOLD EAGLE VLADIMIR’S sending to ME

Bedecked with “eleven” STARS (one for each “term” I’ll see!)

When it arrives another “no-bid contract” I’ll approve

To gouge into MY White House “Balcony” a gaping grove

In which to “mount” THE GOLDEN EAGLE VLAD says will arrive

Right after all its “microphone” tests proves each is “alive”!!!

MY GOLD EAGLE will be the “first” of MANY MORE to be

“Mounted” EVERYWHERE on MY White House “externally”!

VLAD promised Me he’ll crank them out in a UNENDING STREAM

To make MY White House conform to MY GOLDEN PALACE DREAM

I envisioned it to be “inside” and “outside” too

Thanks to its GOLDEN GEEGAWS I’ve attached with “super-glue”!!!

 30 June 2026

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