NO ONE “knows” MORE about WAGING WAR than I do, OK?,
Because I’ve spent MY WHOLE “lifetime” in a “litigious” way!
More than 4000 LAWSUITS I have waged against MY FOES
Of which EVER MORE DAILY I to MY LAWSUITS expose
MY constant LAWSUITS have made ME the BEST “Strategist” ever
When it comes to any kind of ATTACKING endeavor!!!
So MY WAR with “Iran” I based on BRILLIANT “Strategy”:
After I’d KILLED their “Ayatollah” they’d BOW DOWN TO ME
To THANK ME “profusely” for FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY
Which ONLY I ALONE could have brought them so RAPIDLY
Plus MY “advisors” PROMISED they’d SURRENDER ON DAY ONE
So WTF IS HAPPENING with the WAR I’d begun???
Of Course WTF’S HAPPENING is NOT MY FAULT AT ALL!
I BLAME IT on DUMB rag-heads who refused to hear MY call
For them to take their shit-hole so-called “country” back again
After I’d KILLED their “Ayatollah” to PROOVE I’m their “friend”
And on MY DUMB “advisors” who by “misinforming” ME
Upset the CERTAIN VICTORY of MY GREAT “Strategy”!!!
WHATEVER TF HAPPENED that made MY “Strategy” go
NOT as it WOULD HAVE if I ALONE had run the show
I WILL FIND OUT and when I do I’ll THROW UNDER THE BUS
EVERYONE who SCREWED IT UP and thus made SUCH A FUSS
With MY WAR and MY “DOW” which is NO LONGER 50K
Since those I’ll FIND TO BLAME got into MY “Strategy’s” way!!!
9 March 2026
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