On A Roll!

It’s time to cast faint praise upon that closeted old gay

Who’s MY BEST ass-kissing toad when it comes to the fray
I just enmeshed us in with “Iran” for some unknown reason

I’ll come up with if not by “spring” then by next “summer’s” season
Because as Graham says when it comes to WAR I’m ON A ROLL
With “Cuba” NEXT to be ATTACKED without clear-stated “goal”!!!

“Trial balloons” I first sent aloft up “North” to see

If “Canada” and “Greenland” would WITHOUT WAR bow to ME

That “proved” beyond doubt not backing up THREATS with BOMBS will fail ya

So using “drugs” as MY “excuse” I ATTACKED “Venezuela”!

And since that shit-hole “country” SURRENDERED TO ME SO QUICK

I “thought” I’d get the same “results” WHEREVER WAR I’d flick!!!

And so maybe due partly to MY buddy Bibi I

Decided WAR I’d next ROLL “East” to make “Iran” lands FRY

Because “North” hadn’t “worked” (yet) and I’d already ROLLED “South”

So why not ROLL “East” next to KILL that “Ayatollah” louse?

So “Middle Eastward” off I ROLLED but unlike down “South” they

HAVE REFUSED TO SURRENDER and it’s been MORE THAN ONE DAY!!!

Lindsey’s right - I’M ON A ROLL! and “Cuba” will be next

But it’s hard to “plan” new INVASIONS because I’m SO VEXXED

About those rag-heads REFUSING to SURRENDER TO ME

Like I’d been “advised” by FOX they’d do DAY ONE EASILY

I guess MY Country will be “bogged down” in “Iran” a while

To NOT repeat the MESS in “Cuba” NUKES on them I’ll pile!!!

3 March 2026

“Cuba’s Next” Says Lindsey Graham As Illegal Trump-Israel War On Iran Kills Hundreds. https://flip.it/_1_z6U