Obsess!

So What if the “Iran” WAR MY “advisors” PROMISED ME
Would be over in ONE DAY or at most “two” or “three”
Continues to RAGE “out of hand” throughout the “Middle East”
To thus increase the PRICE OF EVERYTHING on which you feast?
With that DUMB WAR (NOT MINE!) I’ve grown as BORED as I can be
So rather than “discussing” it here’s something DEAR TO ME!!!

MY AMAZING BALLROOM will from the hole in the ground

I dug beside MY White House soon AMAZINGLY ASTOUND

EVERYONE who sees it from the outside and those few

I invite to dine within for a MILLION or “two”

Look at MY “artist renderings” of it and you’ll agree

Once it’s constructed ONLY I MORE GLORIOUS will be!!!

STOP “thinking” about “how” and “when” that WAR (NOT MINE!) will “end”!

Instead GAZE with “wrapt” WONDER at “renditions” “artists” send

To ME of BEAUTIFUL COLUMNS that will MY BALLROOM bless

They tell ME are “Corinthian” because those MOST IMPRESS

Among all “types” of “columns” (of which there’s others I’m told)

And to make MINE MORE BEAUTIFUL I’ll have them painted GOLD!!!

LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS! LOOK AT THEM! STOP “thinking” about WAR

Which will be ENDING VERY SOON! LOOK! There is NOTHING MORE

IMPORTANT at this time in MY SECOND TERM’S “history”

Than “features” of MY  BALLROOM “designed” to GLORIFY ME!

Which will include MORE COLUMNS than ANY BALLROOM BEFORE!

OBSESS on “Corinthian” COLUMNS! DON’T OBSESS ON WAR!!!

30 March 2026

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