A Snitch Too Far

So many had been telling ME Kristi at her “job” blew

For many “months” but I kept her around because I “knew”

How good she looks in GREAT BIG HATS and ICE cosplay clothes and

How good she was at killing “creatures” who get out of hand

And if you’re not “underage girl” I care how you “look”

Plus you’re OK with “executions” you’re good in MY book!!!

AS MY “Director of Homeland Security” she had

Been doing a “job” good enough to make Nazi Steve glad

Her ICE GOONS bringing ORDER to blue cities far and wide

May have caused a DEATH or two but those she’d swept aside

Because you have to “break a few eggs” to an “omelette” make

And ESTABLISHING ORDER MANY “omelettes” does take!!!

So I could have cared less about PROTESTERS her GOONS SHOT

Or about some “rumor” about a “bedroom” she got

Built into the private plane she left her blankie on

Or about its “pilot” her “boyfriend” told to be gone

As long as she kept finding ALIENS under each rock

Turned over by her ICE GOONS nothing she did could ME shock!!!

But although I knew she was as DUMB as “women” can be

I’d not thought she was DUMB ENOUGH to BLAME SOMETHING ON ME

Which she did by answering “um…yes” when “grillers” asked

If I had “known about” and “agreed with” MILLIONS she’d passed

To an 8-day old “company” on which those she knew sat

Which was A SNITCH TOO FAR for ME so upon her I shat!!!

But to appease some MAGAS a NEW “job” for her I’ve planned

To “create from scratch” to remove sting from MY “backhand”:

In MY “dismissal” message I informed her she’ll be MY

“Special Envoy” to THE SHIELD OF AMERICA I

Will announce on “Saturday” if by then I’ve come up

With what it is that makes her “reemployment” so abrupt!!!

6 March 2026

How Kristi Noem finally lost Trump - and her job. https://flip.it/_3zk2-