Monday, February 16, 2026

Brane Breaks Be Best

If I’m not talking or I am not being talked about
I find it’s the best time for MY brane to “tune itself out”
For a short bit for MY GREAT “genes” to briefly “recharge”
MY “batteries” so I again can be FULLY IN CHARGE
When I snap back to “focused consciousness” after each “nap”
I take to take a break from BORING “NOT ABOUT ME” CRAP!!!

That’s why while Howard Nutlick was upon ME dumping praise
In glowing terms MY brane knew it was time to disengage
Briefly because “rare earths” and “semiconductors” that he
Was praising ME for “getting back” were just “peripherally”
ABOUT ME and that’s not enough to make MY brane “engage”
And so I “powered down” into MY brane’s “recharging” phase!!!

But video transmissions of MY “brane break” caused much dread
Among MAGA FAN viewers who feared DEAR LEADER WAS DEAD!
That’s why today’s poem’s needed to explain to those chumps why
MY “brane breaks” guarantee DEAR LEADER CANNOT EVER DIE!
Because “brane breaks” are how GREAT “genes” with which I’m amply blessed
Recharge IMMORTAL “batteries” that make MY BRANE BE BEST!!!

16 February 2026

“I Thought He Was Dead There For A Sec”: Trump Powers Down During Lutnick’s Glowing Speech - And The Zoom-In Sends Fans Spiraling. https://flip.it/8Ivd.M

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