And The Title Goes To…

As “dumb shit females” in MY GREAT administration go
Kristi Noem takes the cake because we all now know
About her Blankie left behind on the private jet plane
Taxpayers pay for her to fly around in causing pain
To residents of “blue cities” wherein there are so few
ILLEGAL ALIENS living but RED STATES are taboo!!!

Kristi’s “advisor” advised her to the plane’s pilot FIRE

Because he left her blankie behind but it did transpire

After DHS FIRED him no one else did remain

That dumb shit Kristi could command to fly her back again

And so that pilot got “re-hired” immediately

After he’d been FIRED for the blankie TRAVESTY!!!

James Carville named Noem MY admin’s “Dumbest Shit Female”

He said even Pam Bondi over her could not prevail

Which is very hard to believe after that shit show

Pam staged for ME, her “single audience” she wants to know

Her LOYALTY will PROTECT ME FOREVER from Dem scum

Questions about “underage girls” supplied by “MY chum”!!!

I NEVER flew to “Epstein’s Island”, all those “flight logs” LIE

Someone entered MY name therein and that someone WILL DIE!

And if “MY name “a MILLION times” is really mentioned in

THOSE STUPID “Epstein Files” it was that someone again

(And luckily I left no blankie behind to reveal

My fights on the “Lolita Express” of which “victims” squeal!!!)

But getting back to the question of who’s the “dumbest shit”

Among “females” in MY admin it seems UNFAIR to fit

That title around the bimbo neck of ONLY JUST ONE

“Female” when SO MANY have shown they’re EQUALLY DUMB

Noem, Bondi, Gabbard, Levett…on July 4th they

Should mud wrestle in wet t-shirts for the title I say!!!

15 February 2026

DHS Reportedly Fired A Pilot For Forgetting Kristi Noem’s Blanket On A Plane. https://flip.it/DMHdRg

James Carville Names Kristi Noem “Dumbest S**t Female” in Trump Administration In Blistering Rant. https://flip.it/FecTvQ