One Other Thing

Over a thousand “simulations” MY EXPERTS have run
To develop a NEW MEAL PLAN that’s for everyone
Living in MY Country below the “poverty line”
We OLIGARCHS below a couple MILLION BUCKS define
And based on all those “simulations” MY EXPERTS agree
MY NEW MEAL PLAN includes “four” things in its entirety!!! 

One piece of “chicken” and also one piece of “broccoli” too

And one “corn tortilla” and one “other thing” are due

To cost LESS THAN “three dollars” so “affordability”

Even though it’s a DEM HOAX on your plate you’ll soon see

If you STOP COMPLAINING about “prices” being “high”

For “groceries” MY MEAL PLAN proves to you need not apply!!!

What’s that, you ask? What could that “other thing” referred to be

Along with “chicken”, “corn tortilla”, and (yuck!) “broccoli”

That makes the “meal” MY PLAN offers “affordable” to all

Who don’t spend MILLIONS on FEASTS gorged on winter summer fall

And spring? That “other thing” MY NEW MEAL PLAN will reinstate

Is a dollop of KETCHUP as the “fourth” thing on your plate!!!

15 January 2026

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