Recycling

MY “distractions” from “Epstein” grow more frenzied every day
What with getting WAR with “Venezuela” underway
And renaming EVERYTHING in D.C. after ME
And grabbing oil tankers in acts of sheer “piracy”
And releasing reams of blacked-out “papers” that conceal
ALL “Involvement” I might have had in “Epstein”s” sex deal!!!

But no matter what new “distractions” I keep trying out

NOTHING works for long to turn “accusations” about

MY ENEMIES say I was a BIG part of “Epstein’s” crew

No matter how many “redactions” they cannot see through

And even members of MY Cult increasingly complain

MY claims I am “transparent” are transparently INSANE!!!

Since nothing new has been distracting enough to prevent

“Epstein” accusations from MY CRITICS to relent

I “think” I’ll try “recycling” things I did long ago

That back then were so TOTALLY BIZARRE the “Epstein show”

Died down before new “focus” on it got so out of hand

So as MY first “recycled distraction” I’ll use GREENLAND!!!

It’s time to head up “north” again because that “southern” thing

Where I’m threatening WAR did not enough “distractions” bring

To overcome MAGA calls for “Epstein files” release

Which keep increasing with NOTHING I’ve lately done makes cease

So I’ll “recycle” GREENLAND through a “special envoy” sent

By ME to see if he can make them to STATEHOOD relent!!!

If STATEHOOD FOR GREENLAND doesn’t help ME “Epstein” lose

Other past “distractions” I can choose too to reuse

Like insisting CANADA be MY 51st state

Because thanks to MY TARIFFS that “country” is doing GREAT

Or HEY!…Remember when I said that MEXICO would pay

For MY WALL? That “distraction” for a while worked OK!!!

It’s gotten so much harder to create each new “distraction”

That “distracts” from “Epstein” enough to provide some traction

So “recycled distractions” their second time around

May “work” and if not at least they easily are found

And so Louisiana’s governor I’m sending “north” to try

To MAKE GREENLAND A STATE and/or help get ME “Epstein” by!!!

22 December 2025

Trump announces he’d appointing Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry to serve as special envoy to Greenland. https://flip.it/o8CcdQ