Plan B

There is NO NEED to “worry”, there’s NO NEED for any gloom

Among Republicans “afraid” they’re heading towards doom

In the “midterm elections” because beyond any doubt

I’ve ALWAYS got MY “back” so “ergo” they're bound to turn out

Much more than OK - MY Toad Congress House and Senate too

Will be COMPLETELY RED once every “midterms race” I SCREW!!!

There’s NO WAY I’d let Demoncrats in the “midterms” prevail

For if they got back in power they’d throw MY ass in JAIL

IMMEDIATELY if not sooner so OF COURSE I’ll “rig”

All “midterms” to ensure MY Toads will dance a happy jig

By DEFEATING EVERY Demoncrat opponent they

Find themselves running against in “rigged” “midterms”, OK???

But HEY…there’s not too much time left before those “midterms” come!

I may not have time to “rig” EVERY “midterm” race where scum

Demoncrats oppose MY Toads so I’d best oversee

The execution of MY GREAT alternative PLAN B

Which is to declare MARTIAL LAW by sending ICE Goons in

To where I’ll say they’re in “harm’s way” so “midterms” CAN’T begin!!!

It’s starting to look like MY Toads will suffer mass defeat

If “midterms” are allowed to happen so them I MUST BEAT

And since “rigging them” will take too much time this time around

To guarantee ALL Toads get in MY PLAN B MUST resound

Across MY Country to “midterm elections” do away

With ENTIRELY to guarantee FROM JAIL I STAY!!!

8 December 2025

“Disaster!” Scrambling Republicans admit “clear warning signs” of impending midterms doom. https://flip.it/BHwK.C