What Can I Do?

If you tried having Trump steaks, Trump ties, or Trump vodka too
Or Trump gold watches, wine, or other Trump things shipped to you
Or once enrolled in Trump U planning to matriculate
Then like with MY Trump Mobile phone you’re used to a long wait!!!

Despite sending your “pre-order check” directly to ME
To ensure the Trump item you desire will be

Reserved for you exclusively for shipment when it’s ready

Before you finish waiting you may be old and unsteady!!!

Trump ties and steaks are long gone and Trump University

Only existed as a name for a scam fantasy

Trump wine and vodka you’ll still find in the lowest shelf heap

Because they’d already been made and relabeling’s cheap!!!

As for MY Trump GOLD WATCHES they aren’t quite as advertised:

The “gold” on them tends to flake off before your very eyes

But HEY!, what can I say?, I didn’t “know” they’d fall apart!

Their Chinese manufacturer LIED TO ME from the start!!!

So how then can I “guarantee” the Trump Mobile phone you

Paid to “reserve” may EVER be something that’s “scheduled” to

Become more than a “concept” of a “plan” MY sons and I

“Conceived” as the NEXT BIG TRUMP THING we’d tout to make checks fly!!!

We said “Made In America” would be Trump Mobile”s fame

Before finding out it’s IMPOSSIBLE to back that claim!

Only China can make Trump phones as cheap as we want made

To guarantee MORE PROFIT from their cost to you pervade!!!

But HEY!…keep sending your checks in and be prepared to wait

For the Trump Mobile phone which when shipped is bound to be GREAT

If and when it’s ever made in China where THEY LIE

To ME so what can I do except cash your checks and sigh???

24 November 2025

The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be seen after months of delay. https://flip.it/AUQmJb