The biggest problem with “air travel” so MY “transport” guy
Tells ME is passengers wearing pajamas when they fly!
He says there’s incivility caused by passengers who
Make friendly skies unfriendly wearing clothes they get into
Before they go to bed or in this case get on a plane
To fly wearing what civilly-dressed people think insane!!!
Tells ME is passengers wearing pajamas when they fly!
He says there’s incivility caused by passengers who
Make friendly skies unfriendly wearing clothes they get into
Before they go to bed or in this case get on a plane
To fly wearing what civilly-dressed people think insane!!!
The problems of air traffic controllers refusing to
Show up for work if they’re not paid for a shutdown to two
Or of days-long delays at airports and mass-cancelled flights
Pale in comparison to dressing like approaching night’s
Time to go to bed which makes all well-dressed flyers weep
When forced to sit next to “people” dressed like ready for sleep!!!
So I hereby by Executive Order do declare:
Air passengers MUST WEAR REAL CLOTHES over their underwear!
Pajama-wearing hereafter MY ORDER will make cause
For ARREST and DEPORTATION for uncivil flaws
Prompted by inappropriately-accoutered people who
Refuse to wear clothes I declare while flying THEY MUST DO!!!
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