Yo-Yo Play

MY “stock market” is SOARING and WON’T EVER “crash” again

As long as I’m the guy wielding the THREATENED TARIFF pen!

It headed down a bit when I said I’d China TARIFF

But once I TACO it again its rise will be TERRIF!

Just like a “yo-yo” UP and DOWN I play it to ensure

MY RICH “friends” and I NEVER our “portfolios” injure!!!

Of Course I THREATENED “China”! Those chinks were UNFAIR TO ME

For not granting ME a CHEAPER “rare earths” guarantee!

With a 100 percent TARIFF I have THREATENED them

Which will “remain in effect” until I TACO again

Which just this past “weekend” I indicated I would do

Which brought MY MARKET UP AGAIN after it cried “boo-hoo”!!!

UP and DOWN and UP again MY MARKET “yo-yo play”

Combined with TARIFF THREATS followed by TACO paves the way

For ME and fellow OLIGARCHS to get MUCH RICHER than

We could have gotten before TARIFF lines drawn in the sand

I THREATEN before I again them TACO in a week

Or two after MY “friends” and I GET RICHER with each tweak!!!

13 October 2025

Global Indices Fell Sharply On Concerns About Trade Tensions Between China and the U.S. https://flip.it/MmMePC

China vows to retaliate if Trump makes good on 100 percent tariff threat. https://flip.it/2rZviv

Wall Street thinks Trump will be forced to make a deal for China’s rare earth metals. https://flip.it/BReaoD

Dow futures jump 400 points as markets eye another serving of the TACO trade after Trump says “Don’t worry about China”. https://flip.it/F5-PtQ