Useful Idiots

I said I’d only hire the “best people” I could find
To serve ME in MY “cabinet” by kissing MY behind
And praising ME unceasingly at meetings I convene
And destroying the “government” that to ME is SO MEAN
And that’s exactly what I’ve done: assembled the “best” crew
Of USEFUL IDIOTS whose LOYALTY to ME is TRUE!!!

The DUMBEST USEFUL IDIOT within MY “cabinet”

Is one of its two NON-WHITES DUMB as an “N-word” can get!

That one is Kash “Popeye” Patel, the swarthy sawed-off squirt

I’ve ordered to run the FBI deep into the dirt

Which I knew he would do by simply being put in charge

Of it wherein the DUMB SHIT into “agents” lives would barge!!!

If you have not yet noticed Kash Patel’s an IDIOT

It will become apparent if you wait around a bit

But his being an IDIOT was MY sure guarantee

That DESTROYING the FBI does NOT get blamed on ME!

After he’s buried it deep his “Indian” ASS I’ll fire

Among with others I’ll claim “advised” ME to the JERK hire!!!

Patel will be the first to go but eventually

Not one NON-WHITE or “woman” in MY “cabinet” you’ll see

Because their presence does not sit well with fine MAGA mobs

Of bearded fat red-neck wannabe MUCHO MACHO slobs

Who’ll be the ones I’ll need to con again to VOTE FOR ME

If I can’t DESTROY “voting” before “midterms” come to be!!!

3 October 2025

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