Screw Loyalty

Of all the suck-up sycophants attached to MY fat ass

Mike Johnson is the one who will the MOST SUCK-UPS amass

Before I pry his lips off MY posterior as I

Will do eventually because I am the kind of guy

Who can’t stand anyone for long no matter how much they

Are LOYAL if their SUCK-UPS steal HEADLINES from ME away!!!

And that’s what Mike SUCK-UP Johnson has been doing of late

With “Hate America Protest” he’s used to denigrate

The sprinkling of  “No Kings” ANTIFA who dared turn out

In a few “cities” to cast MY GOLDEN CROWN into doubt!

It’s OK for ME to call it that but it’s NOT for him

Because by doing so he makes the SPOTLIGHT on ME dim!!!

When media calls Mike Johnson in SPOTLIGHT-hogging rant

A “cowardly, pathetic SUCK-UP TOADY sycophant” 

So What if their “assessment” is as “true” as it can be?

Paying attention to him means they’re NOT FOCUSED ON ME

And that is UNACCEPTABLE no matter who the chump

Is who LOYALLY best kisses MY FAT ORANGE RUMP!!!

So even though they say Mike Johnson’s been “defending” ME

In a way that’s being labeled “very BIZARRELY”

He’d better NOT MY HEADLINES from ME continue to mooch

If he ever wants to again MY orange ass smooch!

SCREW LOYALTY from ANY TOAD who steals SPOTLIGHTS away!

All “cowardly, pathetic sycophants” who do will PAY!!!

21 October 2025

“Cowardly, pathetic sycophant”: MAGA Speaker roasted for bizarre defense of Trump. https://flip.it/RJgI8k

Mike Johnson Understands Nothing About the United States of America. https://flip.it/xJkLwj