Gold Glitter Glitz and Ge-Gaws

MY “Oval Office” I’ve filled up with GOLD-TONED “styrofoam”
And a bit of REAL GOLD I’ve claimed that I “paid for” ALONE

To IMPRESS all invited to enter and look about

Who see so much GOLD GLITTER GLITZ and GE-GAWS they FREAK OUT!!!

The FINEST GOLD I’ve had affixed to EVERY surface shown

Of the “24 carat” kind or high-class “styrofoam”

Every picture frame is GOLD and on the mantelpiece

Stand GOLDEN TROPHIES I ordered “sports events” to release!!!

GOLD HERE and THERE and EVERYWHERE you’ll see when you come in

And THICK it will remain before the “styrofoam” wears thin

But even in worn places GOLD will GLEAMINGLY proclaim

To FREAKED OUT visitors GOLD to GREAT POWER does pertain!!!

MY Oval Office I’ve encrusted with SO MUCH BRIGHT GOLD 

I need to wear sun glasses to see orders they unfold

Under MY nose and where on each they tell ME next to sign

To implement some “project” they tell ME I need not “mind”!!!

So if you’re “someone” who as yet I’ve not found cause to HATE

Who’s given ME a LARGE “donation” I may let you gape

In wonder at GOLD EVERYWHERE and as a special treat

If you gave LOTS I may let you test MY GOLD TOILET SEAT!!!

29 September 2025

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