Perfect Fit

The fastest flip-flop “reversal” of “policy” yet seen

By ME since calling ME a TACO had become a meme

Was the fast turnabout about which turn no doubt you’ll hear

Because Nazi Steve and ICE Barbie whispered in MY ear

To “reinstate” without debate or anymore delay

MY “policy” to ***!!!DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS RIGHT AWAY!!!*** !!!

I’d made a few “exceptions” to MY “policy” before

Because ***!!!BUSINESSMEN!!!*** told ME they were starting to get sore

Since without ***!!!DIRT CHEAP!!!*** “labor” they required they could not

Keep ***!!!PROFITS!!!*** from hotels restaurants and agribusiness ***!!!HOT!!!***

So I told ***!!!***ICE GOONS!!!*** “enforcing” ***!!!HOMELAND SECURITY!!!***

To in each of those ***!!!BUSINESSES!!!*** let ***!!!ILLEGAL!!!*** “staff” be!!!

But ICE Barbie and Nazi Steve came running in MY door

To “convince” ME to flip-flop back to how things were before

And since they were the very last to whisper in MY ear

On that day I told them what they both so wanted to hear

And thus the fastest flip-flop “reversal” in history

Provided yet more “proof” why TACO perfectly fits ME!!!

18 June 2025

Stephen Miller and ICE Barbie In Bitter West Wing Civil War Over Round-Ups. https://flip.it/MEtrvo

Stephen Miller is becoming a victim of his own success. https://flip.it/qpuyDH