MY Center

I’ve used the anti-trans obsession of the GOP
To become Board Chairman of the Center Kennedy!
The current board staged a trans show which was more than enough
Reason for ME to fire them for letting filthy stuff
Appear on stage and replacing them all it justified

So Puritan bigots alone I’ll to MY Board provide!

Since I know more than anyone about “performing arts”

And since “classical music” sounds to ME like wet goose farts

The only music I’ll allow in MY Center to play

Will be Martial Music like Hail to the Chief , OK?,

And maybe “country” and “rock” “music” by those who helped ME

Win I may allow to play if they pay ME a fee.

Since I know more about “performing arts” than anyone

No longer will MY Center allow plays performed by scum

LGBTQ actors and black and brown ones too

Who when it comes to performing at MY Center are through

The only plays in MY Center MY audiences see

Will be performed by straight White actors with proved loyalty.

And speaking about approved audiences I’ll allow buy

Tickets for MY approved shows nobody need apply

If they’re LGBTQ (well duh!) or unlike ME

Do not have skin that’s lily White ‘neath bronze tonality

MY all-White audiences I’ll thus ensure ‘ere lights go down

Will be delighted to see none but their kind all around.

And one more thing! When I am King of all things I survey

In MY Center its name I’ll demand changed without delay

Because no matter what they say he once did “Kennedy”

Was as liberal democrat as Presidents can be!

Which means that he was woke and very likely also gay

And maybe even trans!!! so with his name I’ll do away.

So for MY ticket fee that only rich Whites can afford

I’ll allow all who look like ME to be welcomed aboard

MY renamed “Trump Center For Arts Not Gay Black Brown Or Trans”

Where wealthy Whites can feel secure thanks to MY racial bans

And every “music” thing and stage play they pay ME to see

They’ll know are MAGA-friendly because they’ve been approved by ME!!!

8 February 2025

Trump plans to name himself chair of the Kennedy Center, fire board members. https://flip.it/q7VRR9