Predictable Response

“JD Vance”? Who’s that again? Oh yeah, now I remember
He’s that jerk they stuck ME with when I won last November
They told me somebody had to be MY “Vice” President
And since he wasn’t born here Elon Musk I couldn’t get
Why they thought a redneck hick from some backwater could
Help ME I don’t know but I won’t be stuck with him for good.

For now he’s easy to ignore so that’s what I’ve been doing

While turning Elon lose to hasten democracy’s screwing

I do not know nor do I care what JD’s been up to

As long as it does not any of Elon’s efforts screw

So when they asked ME if JD could be sent far away

Overseas Elon and I said Yes! Please!! Right Away!!!

But why would anyone find MY response to “stunning” be

About not considering MY “successor” as JD?

It’s not written in any law all of which I’m above

That their VP into their Prez role Presidents must shove

Vance may be MY VP but I told him he’s stay unsung

Unless he really pissed ME off in which case he’d be hung!

MY response isn’t “stunning”, it’s predictable as Hell!

No VP or even co-Prez like Elon will dwell

In MY Prez role I’ll occupy for centuries to come

Thanks to MY great genes that will let ME unlike “mortal” scum

Reign forever and if ever of MY reign I tire

Ivanka only I’d consider the next Prez I’d hire.

12 February 2025

Trump gives stunning response when asked if he views JD Vance as his political successor. https://flip.it/iJA-DD