Fair Warning

I’ve given MY advisors orders to obliterate
Iran if it assassinates ME but also wait
Until I have returned to personally take command

To guarantee obliteration goes just as I’ve planned.

I’ll return to life from where assassination’s schemes

Send ME because I’m well endowed with such tremendous genes

Not even death will delay ME for long before I’m back

To personally lead MY obliteration attack!

I know more than all pilots so all MY bombers I’ll fly

And more than every “captain” so ships and subs will find I

Run them much more efficiently than ever run before

When I steer them straight to Iran to nuke it from offshore!

And each of MY nuke missiles too I’ll launch personally

To make every “Iranian” as dead as they can be

No one in Iran will survive after somebody tries

And succeeds in putting a bullet between MY eyes!

After MY genes bring ME back from “death” I’ll first have to

Use tons of bronzer so the bullet hole doesn’t show through

But that won’t take more than a week and after it’s been done

I’ll delight in obliterating all of Iran’s scum.

So let this be fair warning to Iran: Should it succeed

In assassinating ME it’s the excuse I’ll need

To when again among the living MY great genes ME place

Obliterate everyone living in that shit hole place!!!

4 February 2025

Trump says he’s given advisors instructions to “obliterate” Iran if it assassinates him. https://flip.it/hclD6W