Cheap Forecasting Stuff

When it comes to finding waste and cutting it away

No one’s better at saving money than I am, OK?

Elon and Big Balls are working for ME night and day

To find wasteful bureaucracies with which to do away

Thus freeing funds I’ll use to make tax breaks much bigger be

Once I’ve dismantled useless gov. functions chaotically.

And as expensive useless functions go what worse around

Than “weather forecasting” when black sharpies can be found?

Who needs “science” to show where “hurricanes” are next to blow

When a black sharpie can tell you all that you need to know

When that sharpie’s wielded by ME…so sic 'em, Elon, slay!

Go after NOAA next and with its functions do away!

After NOAA’s dismantled and its funding’s in MY hand

I promise once a week or month or so if golf’s not planned

To with black sharpie annotate a white board map to show

What “weather” everywhere will do because I alone know

More than all so-called “scientists” including “weather men”

Who waste billions on what I’ll do better with a cheap pen.

Black sharpies cost a buck or two maybe? Who knows? Not ME

Nor do I care, it's not as if cash to buy them will be

Coming out of MY pocket, it’s the tax payer’s job

To give ME funds I want that from MY tax breaks don’t much rob

To do stuff only I can do like cheap “forecasting” stuff

I’ll do using MY sharpie pen if I find time enough!

10 February 2025

Trump wants to dismantle the agency that makes weather forecasts. It will make your life worse.  https://flip.it/j5-br_