Worst Nominee

Kash Patel can go to Hell and not let the door hit
His ass on the pass out the door for the moronic twit
Because the idiot A-Hole has selected to lead
The FBI’s a conspiracy theorist indeed
And the latest conspiracy he’s spreading all about
Is that it was the FBI who planned Jan 6th’s turnout.

Kash Patel’s the worst nominee A-Hole’s proposed since

Pedo Matt Gaetz as AG had made even MAGAs wince

He had been tied with Tulsi Gabbard but then forged ahead

Once he declared the FBI the Jan 6 coup had led

But A-Hole still wants him to fill the role at the expense

Of the agency they’re both determined to dispense.

Kash Patel may well become head of the FBI

If ass-kissing Republicans allow him to get by

The advice and consent guardrail they are supposed to serve

But don’t because fear of job loss has made them lose their nerve

Thus leading to the situation we’ll come to know well

For years as A-Hole nominates a-holes like Kash Patel.

6 January 2024

Kash Patel Believes the FBI Planned Jan. 6th. https://flip.it/KI6ofq