Unbanned

A-Hole’s a bigoted racist against slant-eyed Chinese

He’s blamed them for Covid since it first made the world sneeze

And is now screaming about tariffs to penalize chinks

Because tariffs will make the U.S. richer so he thinks

And so it seems peculiar that the TicTok ban begun

Today may be unbanned by the racist Chosen One.

TicTok for those who do not know is Chinese operated

And disinformation is with what it’s most equated

And someone among A-Hole’s Toadies must have realized that

Banning TicTok would make disinformation grow slack

Exactly when it’s most needed to A-Hole justify

And thus disguise as true facts lies he’s planning to rule by.

And so A-Hole is suddenly a bigly TicTok fan

And once he’s Prez will ensure it lasts as long as it can

To spread disinformation near and far and far and wide

So lies on which he’ll base his rule can behind its lies hide

He’ll still be using tariffs to punish slant-eyed Chinese

But keeping TicTok up will disinformation’s spread ease.

19 January 2024

Why Trump’s new love of TicTok is dangerous. https://flip.it/VwMdkU