A-Hole cannot pardon himself nor can he own a gun
But those are the only two rights denied the Chosen One
Who now is a convicted felon so completely pissed
That sentencing was not another dodged bullet he missed
Like the one in the assassination attempt he
Moved just at the right time to use his ear politically.
Theoretically he also can’t travel abroad
To other lands that don’t convicted felons there applaud
Including Canada which maybe partially explains
Why he wants to add it to the total states he gains
Through imperial expansion into sovereign lands
Which has replaced his promise to cut egg costs for cult fans.
It doesn’t seem fair after all the laws he’s broken he
Has gotten off with a conviction that’s almost Scot free
But Hey! He fought conviction tooth and nail and lost the fight
Which is some compensation for all who hate him outright
Because if history survives his lies it will reflect
One Prez had legal albatross encircling his neck.
11 January 2024
What rights could Donald Trump lose now that he’s a convicted felon? https://flip.it/GfwrMT
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