Sacred Relics

The A-Hole Home Shopping Network has now been on the air

For many years already and it won’t go anywhere

Except to inundate us with more shoddy crackerjack

Crap not promised to be as it’s shown in white and black

Nor promised to be delivered but send cash anyway

And maybe what you order at your door will show someday!

The A-Hole Home Shopping Network of crap MAGA fools buy

Will increase its offerings as four more years apply

Conman A-Hole’s ability to claim as privilege 

His offer to cult members to sell them the Brooklyn Bridge

Which he still may offer them but hasn’t done so yet

But meanwhile the crap he cranks out they cannot wait to get.

The A-Hole Home Shopping Network will rev up to high gear

After Jan 20 when lots more cheap shit does appear

But why wait? Right now for $1000 bucks you too can buy

An Inauguration Bible that’s signed by the guy!

But hurry!, only 1000 copies will be for sale

Because profit demands demand over supply prevail.

The A-Hole Home Shopping Network will not soon go away

As long as fools remain on which conman A-Hole can play

By offering cheap crap pushed as sacred relics they need

To ensure their loyalty gets targeted by greed

For money they cannot afford to spend but think they do

Because about how his tax breaks will work they have no clue.

The A-Hole Home Shopping Network somehow someday may fade

But not before more life savings for cheap crap has been paid

By cultists from whom it drains what’s left of their cash away

Because that’s what a con game does - that’s how conmen fools play

So he’ll reward rich donors with tax breaks the one percent

Increase wealth by while poor marks wait for relics to be sent.

17 January 2024

The ‘Trump Home Shopping Network’ is on the air - buyer beware. https://flip.it/XZi1bM