ME ME ME ME

Many have been telling ME they think it would be great

To put MY face on Mount Rushmore because there’s no debate

That more than those four other guys MY face deserves to be

Carved in rock hundreds of feet high so all remember ME

The greatest President America has ever know…

But HEY!…why should I share a mountain I deserve alone?

Some egg-head “geologist” says all remaining rock

On Mount Rushmore would a fine MAGA sculptor’s chisels mock

Because all rock that’s still remaining that’s not those four guys

Is much too crumbly to carve ME in gigantic size!

As much as I hate “scientists” if what he says is true

Because I know much more than him I know just what to do!

Those four guys up there now maybe once had some role to play

But that was long before MY cult made Kingship come MY way

Nobody in MY cult remembers what happened last week

Much less on Jan 6 or in “history” so why not tweak

Each of the four old faces up there carved in solid stone

To re-sculpt each into the face possessed by ME alone?

“Bad rock” is a conspiracy by MY foes trying to stop

My face from being carved up on Mount Rushmore’s mountain top

But although I know more about “geology” than all

“Geologists” who’ve ever lived it’s easier to call

Their bluff about bad rock by re-sculpting four jerks now there

Into ME ME ME ME because Kings don’t need to rocks share!

So by decree four ME ME ME ME rock faces alone

Will after re-sculpting glare down from MY mountain top throne

I could care less about those four old guys I’ll chip away

So MY ME ME ME ME face alone up there holds full sway

And since all foe “geologists” are also liars too

A fifth ME I’ll carve to ME ME ME ME MEs accrue!!!

26 January 2025

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