Flakes Accumulate

As conspiracy theories go this one may take the cake
Of crazy things like it you cannot about them up make
You may have great imagination but it hardly matters
Because conspiracy theories like it leave truth in tatters.

Tucker Carlson revealed the truly shocking truth

About mysterious drones over New Jersey cut loose

Much to the dread of MAGAs who conspiracies much share

About things outside their worldview that tend to them much scare.

The shocking source Trucker revealed is that a satellite

Of Chinese origin released the drones night after night

The satellite was a command and control mothership

That we shot down before it could give our airspace the slip.

The proof of Tucker’s revelation is that someone told

Him it was true so it must be because who’d be so bold

As to lie when all pieces fit with crystal clarity

To theorists - including using anti-gravity?

According to the theory the U.S. has figured out

How to use anti-gravity for military clout

By reverse engineering UFOs they secretly

Have been studying for years on very deep QT.

And yet another convoluted theory thread encases

Chinese-bought farmland surrounding military bases

Leading to the conclusion indisputably 

That Taiwan invasion’s forecast by the drone theory.

If to you any of this mishmash theory appears true

There is a bridge in Brooklyn I will sell real cheap to you

Because you believe convoluted theories that keep growing

To accumulate more flakes than heavy winter snowing.

 16 January 2024

Tucker Carlson reveals ‘shocking source of mysterious drones in New Jersey’. https://flip.it/cGZw-_