All Be About He

The most self-centered toddler the world has ever seen

Is threatening to hold his breath until he’s blue and scream

If the flag flies at half mast on the day he gets crowned

The most immature president our nation’s ever found

Among all presidents before and all still yet to come

Among whom we will never see a more self-centered scum.

President Jimmy Carter at 100 years old

Has been gathered into history’s respected fold

And usually when presidents pass on to higher planes

Every normal decent human from critique refrains

But A-Hole isn’t decent and there’s no normality

In a toddler demanding all be about he.

The baby-man will now become as Jan 20 approaches

Ever more upset as Carter’s half-mast flag encroaches

On the date he stops being the president elect

And becomes he who not enough smart voters could reject

And once again four years of All About Me petulance

Will bring on daily tantrums raged in weak ego’s defense.

4 January 2025

Donald Trump Toys With Axing Half-Staff Tribute to Jimmy Carter And The Internet Punches Back. https://flip.it/1h7qbi

Trump complains that flags will be half-mast to honor Jimmy Carter on Inauguration Day. https://flip.it/T9pnAG