Women Need Not Apply

Not one woman’s been chosen to lead any committee
In the mucho macho MAGA party’s GOP!
Only males alone will every committee there lead
Because who wants committees led by yucky girls who bleed
And do other disgusting things no mucho macho stands?
So every committee will remain under strong male hands.

MAGA men look forward to controlling women’s bodies

After January 20 no unisex potties

Nor abortions will they allow women to possess

So why would they let any woman their committees bless?

Keeping girls barefoot and pregnant is the goal men set

Upon those who whose gender MAGA’s set its macho bet.

And so women need not apply for any leadership

GOP position where men took back ownership

From formerly uppity women MAGA males now force

Into subservient roles to ensure men set the course

Of the party that claims it will protect the whole lot

Of women whether they want to be protected or not.

12 December 2024