Saturday, December 7, 2024

Promises To Stop

We should feel strangely reassured that Dr. Oz has said
He’ll stop promoting snake oil if he gets to be the head
Of Medicare and Medicaid because they’re both related
To medicine which isn’t with the shit he tout’s equated
In any way or shape or form - the only thing it is
Equated with is making money for his snake oil biz.

I guess by the same token we should too be reassured
That Pete Hegseth has promised he’ll be totally deterred
From drinking if he gets to manage national defense
Which from an alcoholic makes lots of transparent sense
To promise because although they think they can stop their drinking
It’s the most alcoholic deception all drunks keep thinking.

Will the next promise to stop come from Tulsi Gabbard who
Will say she’ll stop believing things from those she’s girlfriend to?
Or will it come from Kennedy-lite who’ll promise he’ll stop
His anti-vax objections if he gets to be the top
Health Department honcho? Who will be A-Hole’s next pick
To promise they’ll stop things they’re known for if approval’s quick?

7 December 2024

Dr. Oz agrees to stop promoting health products if confirmed, Trump transition team says. https://flip.it/QQEoa7

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