Market Direction

Republicans are feeling great about market economy 

Democrats are really worried it going to Hell will be

Each side holds an opposite view because the two disagree

About market direction during A-Hole’s next presidency.

Democrats are really worried the market’s due for a crash

Republicans are certain it will make them a whole lot more cash

Each side predicts an opposite market direction will pertain

Because A-Hole for four more years is coming back again to reign.

Democrats remember how A-Hole brought things down for so long

Republicans are sure this time nothing can possibly go wrong

Each side’s convinced they know where the economy is sure to head

One sees it soaring ever higher, the other it dropping dead.

Republican are certain A-Hole will make them all billionaires

And so those who can afford to invest are accumulating shares

Democrats are getting out of their investments while they can

For they know A-Hole has no concept of an economic plan.

Unless the current President decides to do what the high court

Has ruled he has the right to do and cuts A-Hole’s next four years short

Before they even begin we’ll all have to wait to see to know

Which way markets will turn due to how economic headwinds blow.

9 December 2024

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