Loyal Losers

A-Hole really hates losers so the question is why

He keeps on picking them to his clown cabinet supply?

Unless they’re straight White billionaires the vast majority

Of those he has selected are all losers formerly

Not one could get elected through past campaigns they did blow

But A-Hole has elected them to join his clown car show.

A-Hole truly hates losers but not those he chose I guess

To join his clown car cabinet as members of the mess

He has created to ensure he can this time around

Do whatever he wants too without hearing one sound

Of protest like from that first batch he’d been advised to pick

Every one of whom proved themselves a disloyal prick.

So even more than losers A-Hole hated the resistance 

He got from those he chose before based upon the insistence 

Of “professionals” who ‘knew” how things in DC worked

So saddled him with scum who were not loyal to the jerk

And that is why to no one else he’s listening this time

But to his gut that tells him loyal losers will be fine.

30 December 2024

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