Baloney Polls’ Goals

If you want your opponents to live in fear and doubt they
Don’t have a prayer their candidate can win Election Day
Commission lots of polls designed to lean to your side only

You pay to say he’s above her (so what if they’re baloney?

Their main goal is to encourage him and his cult to trust
You when you say your winner’s left their loser in the dust!).

If your opponents remain confident their bitch is winning

Despite polls you’ve paid to make them believe through number spinning

That your macho man’s far in front and remains well ahead

Through growing leads in all swing states where her gains sink like lead

Do not despair! The back-up goal for each baloney poll

You buy is to if it can’t make foes despair your own side troll.

Although you secretly believe your candidate is losing

Based on dumb messes he’s created and polls without skewing

You know it’s suicidal to let him your belief see

Because no narcissist accepts fact-based honesty

And so baloney polls you pay to provide needed cover

By making him and his cult think he’s polling far above her.

1 November 2024

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