13 Excuses

When there’s a good chance you could be defeated Tuesday night
By a non-Black woman you in excuses will take flight
To preemptively detail how Democrats will cheat

To steal the election out from underneath your feet
Who cares if none of 13 ways you come up with are true?

Your ego needs them all to pin loss blame on things not

The 13 ways your ego tells you Democrats will cheat

As listed below show how diverse your frail ego’s feat

Is to blame whatever you conceive to blame instead

Of facing the reality you won’t allow your head

To consider - it can’t be you who everyone blames

If you by a non-Black shrew end up shot down in flames.

1. All migrant non-citizens vote for Dems in droves.

2. Polling places will never their lax rules disclose.

3. Media coverage will favor Dem selection.

4. Prosecutions interfere with your election.

5. ‘Americans’ abroad will illegally vote.

6. GOP poll watchers will Dem obstruction note.

7. Dems will harvest ballots to your votes attack

8. Rigged voting machines will be subjected to hack

9. Private money will favor Democratic voters

10. Dead people will vote thus increasing Dem vote quoters

11. Weather will be used against you (Dems it control!)

12. The Fed’s rate cut has interference as prime goal.

And last but not least number 13 - the Dem nomination

Was a coup intended to screw up the age equation

Which had made your age younger than the other candidate

You had been beating easily before your won debate

Opened the door for someone younger (which you couldn’t do

When that garbage truck’s door handle by your old hands flew).

All 13 excuses listed above you’ve already 

Begun implying to explain why your leads grow unsteady

In swing states and states that always voted red before

Issues like abortion and health care knocked on their door

Along with rally jokes and things you’ve done and said you’re trying

To downplay so you can focus on excusifying.

3 November 2024

13 ways Democrats will steal the election (according to Trump). https://flip.it/HwHkz4