The Senile Shuffle

Trump was so totally exhausted he was forced to stop
Dancing when his mic quit working to the WALRUS BOP!!!

About the stage for 20 minutes he just moped around
Without an ounce of WALRUS BOP!!! within his body found
All he did was complain about being sold cheap crap
And lurch around stage aimlessly due to the mic mishap.

The half full hall was getting bored before he nodded off

After the crappy mic crapped out and at it he did scoff

And shuffling around on stage did nothing to improve

The audience’s excitement because he’d lost what groove

He might have had before old age and dementia caught up

With him and did coherent speech and WALRUS BOP!!! disrupt.

Speaking engagement cancellations started to snowball

After his debate debacle earlier this fall

He already was looking tired then but now it seems

Exhaustion has become a gift meeting Kamala’s dreams

The SENILE SHUFFLE!!! alone we’ll see as the fool flops

Towards his end bereft of working brain and WALRUS BOPS!!!

19 October 2024

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