Repetitious Dronery

Let’s talks about another loser heading for a fall
Who thought if she kept stroking Trump’s ego she’d win it all
So she moved to Mar-a-Lago where her stroking began
To get so irritating that Trump finally kicked her can
Back to Arizona where her senate dream now stumbles
As her senate campaign into history’s dustbin crumbles.

Keri Lake thought if she went full MAGA she would win

And so like Trump she constantly claimed none more cheated’s been

And like his her robbed election gave reason to complain

And like him from that complaint she then refused to refrain

But unlike his her teflon coating wasn’t near as thick

And so she lost support faster than the over-stroked dick.

From Trump darling to GOP pariah’s been Lake’s move

Perhaps because her stroking never fit Trump’s ego’s grove

And also maybe Melania had something to do

With Mar-a-Lago bidding her a hasty toodle-loo

But ‘though bad strokes might have contributed ultimately

She crumbled her campaign through repetitious dronery.

1 October 2024

From Trump darling to GOP pariah, Keri Lake senate dreams crumble. https://flip.it/.h2W9J