Maybe Trump sat on a towel during his interview
On Fox & Friends and maybe not but what’s it telling you
If the appearance of a towel whether it’s there or not
Has got the internet buzzing about shit such a lot?
It’s telling you old age and lack of med records create
New lows about reporting dumps on a white couch he’d take.
On Fox & Friends and maybe not but what’s it telling you
If the appearance of a towel whether it’s there or not
Has got the internet buzzing about shit such a lot?
It’s telling you old age and lack of med records create
New lows about reporting dumps on a white couch he’d take.
Rumors of Trump’s stinky incontinence already swirl
Around the internet so why not a towel they’d unfurl
Beneath his ass so if more than gas out of loose Depends
Should leak no peek of it on the white couch of Fox & Friends
Will appear to steer eyes to his incontinent bowels
Or lend credence to theories about couch protecting towels.
Perhaps a black towel or perhaps not under him had been
During softball questioning Fox & Friends pitched to him
But either way the internet conspiracy display
Of black poop towel should make us howl about how low we stray
Because when Trump’s poop is scooped up by internet cavorting
No lower low can politics flow to feed news reporting.
21 October 2024
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