Friday, September 27, 2024

I Know You Are But What Am I?

When you’re a flailing candidate who’s failing to gain ground
On issues that no longer work but you still can’t put down
You seize upon any new issue that has come your way
And become so obsessed with it you constantly it say
In every rally speech and text and “press conference” so labeled
Until the constant repetition has meme jokes enabled.

This is where Trump’s now arrived with the ‘McDonald’s Gate’
Thing he tries to fling at Harris after the debate
Which he lost so obviously but then claimed he won
Which is to be expected from the most desperate one
To feel better about himself through claims Kamala lies
About a summer job in college when she made French fries.

By claiming without proof Kamala never French fries made
And constantly repeating it as fact he hopes he’s laid
The groundwork for defeating her because if voters think
She lied about one thing then constant lies he lies won’t stink
As much because if he can make voters believe she lies
His lies non-cultists may better accept and less despise.

Is there any better way to explain where Trump’s at
With his McDonald’s Gate obsession than just tit for tat
Exchange he hopes will rearrange the upcoming vote count
He’s frightened will not for him be the vast landslide amount
He obsessively claims it will be for if he’s seen not
To be the only liar in the race she’ll poll less hot?

27 September 2024

He’s Got An Issue: Flailing Trump Seizes On ‘McDonalds-Gate’. https://flip.it/BGfosM

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