Not Really Worried

Her first misreading was thinking that shooting a young puppy
Would prove she was more mucho macho than any Dem yuppie
Which would endear her to the MAGA mob she’d planned to court
To her bid for Vice President selection support
But her dog killing backfired so much it’s hardly mattered
To also find out in her book the truth two times she tattered.

It had already been established Noem never met

The dictator of North Korea even on a bet

Which became the first lie revealed in the book she had planned

To propel her to VP-ship but now’s gotten her panned

For shooting goats and puppies and her lie about some meeting

With Kim Jun Un which never occurred despite her book’s bleating.

Now added to one bad truth and one bad lie there appears

To be another claim she made that held truth in arrears

And that’s another meeting with a world leader whose guys

Claim she never met with and upon whim laid no eyes

Emmanuel Macron's the second person lied about

In the book she really thought would bring her VP clout.

So now instead of touring to tout her book Kristi

Is sitting on the sidelines at least temporarily

Because the things she did the press thinks made her chances die

And other things she never did which proved to be a lie

But she’s not really worried because she knows her aspects

Of cruelty and lying are both traits Dear Leader respects.

12 May 2024

Yet another lie found in Kristi Noem’s book? Even Trump feels sorry for her. https://flip.it/k0WEWE

French official disputes passage about Emmanuel Macron in Kristi Noem’s book. https://flip.it/svRc7g

Noem Out, Cancels Book Tour In Light Of NYT Article, Amazon Reviews. https://flip.it/SNJG2G