Tapped Out

There’s not much money left to squeeze from Trump’s impoverished base
Where once a flood of small donations without fail did grace
Each daily email he sent out to his cultists to beg
For them to hike higher again their small donations peg

The wealth that once flowed to him has been reduced to a trickle

Because he’s so damn greedy and not because his cult’s fickle.

Six hundred twenty six million in 2020 they

Donated while in ‘23 fifty one’s come his way

Despite his frenzied efforts to solicit ever more

Because there’s 91 indictments knocking at his door

But his poor cult he has tapped out so from now on he must

Count on great big donations from bastards like Elon Musk.

Trump hounded his poor base for years through emails every day

Sent hour after hour begging them to send his way

Whatever cash they could still send to make sure he survived

Until they could send more when their next welfare checks arrived

Now with their small donations plummeting we’ll have to see

If rich bastards take up the slack to keep his ass jail-free.

2 April 2024

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