Here’s To Science!

Eclipses aren’t political in any way at all

They happen periodically spring summer winter fall

Over portions of the world that watches them pass through

Including deep red MAGA states and states woke liberal blue

They don’t care about the politics those viewing them may vent

And care less about Margie Greenes who says they mean Repent!!!

The eclipse that drops by today at two won’t give a f**k

If Margie Greene says God sent it to warn we’re out of luck

Unless those in this land Repent!!! of their woke liberal ways

It’s like that earthquake God also sent in His current phase

Of warnings that Democrats better Repent!!! right away

And help elect His Chosen One or Hell He’ll make them pay.

Here’s to science that knows when eclipses come around

And not to Repent!!! warnings Margie Greene says they propound

Eclipses, earthquakes, hurricanes have always come along

Without political baggage despite what each ding dong

Like Margie down through history claimed every one revealed

God’s warnings to Repent!!! before they’re damned and their fate’s sealed.

8 April 2024

Eclipses aren’t usually political. Enter: Marjorie Taylor Greene https://flip.it/Hq8rxr