Bimbos

The two stupidest bimbos in party Republican
Excel at doing every dumb thing stupid bimbos can
Forget about what voters sent them to D.C. to do
They’re much too busy doing things dumb bimbos do to screw
Their country and themselves and this week both in reverse order
Crossed over once again the line defining stupid’s border.

Bimbo Lauren Boebert got drunk at a party for

Raising funds for Trump where servers wouldn’t serve her more

Booze because she was making a fool of herself by

Snapping selfies of herself with the fat orange guy

Her pestering became so bad his people made her stop

But drunk’s normal behavior for her so she’s not on top.

Above her this week’s bimbo winner’s bimbo number two

For when it comes to stupid Margie Greene always comes through

This week she told America it had better ‘Repent!’

Because earthquakes and eclipses are signs of God’s intent

To vent his wrath on sinners among whom MAGAs are not

So bimbo Marge beats bimbo Lauren for this week’s top slot.

By definition bimbos are as dumb as they can be

Except when winning favors from some rich sugar daddy

Who in the case of MAGA bimbos numbers one and two

Is Donald Trump (although that ‘rich’ part maybe isn’t true)

Along with scary Kari Lake who’s bimbo number three

Marge and Lauren keep proving how stupid dumb can be.

6 April 2024

Servers refuse to give inebriated Lauren Boebert ‘any more alcohol’ at fundraiser for Trump https://flip.it/-YhQjP

Marjorie Taylor Green Urges Americans to ‘Repent!’ in Bonkers Earthquake Prophecy https://flip.it/cFsN-q